What is the single best piece of advice you have ever received?

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    who gave it to you, and why has it stayed with you? oh, and did you take it??
     
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  2. DarkFriday

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    Wear a condom with Bob :coffee:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Never trust a lawyer.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    One of my friends once said "It's a pimp or be pimped world." Doesn't sound like much but it is actually pretty profound and has helped me make decisions.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Gs up Hoes down...
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Ignore test
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Whoops. Wrong thread.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Someone told me to always check the thread title before you post in it.
     
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    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    "Always get everything in writing." Contracts professor. Because handshakes don't carry the weight they used to.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    "Put your finger in my ass."
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Negged
     
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    Wipe front to back
     
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    Scrape 'em off. You wanna save somebody? Save yourself.
     
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    my mom," marry a nice Jewish girl "
     
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    Close cover before striking
     
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    When buying your home, give yourself at least a 20 mile buffer zone from any "ethnic" neighborhood ...
     
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    Stay away from green vagina.
     
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    "You've got to fuck their minds before you get to fuck them." My father to me, when I was about 16 or 17.

    Kinda crude, but definitely true.
     
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    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer :hhh:
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    My Father told me, "you make you own luck" which is the truth.