Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Apr 5, 2014.
who gave it to you, and why has it stayed with you? oh, and did you take it??
Wear a condom with Bob
Never trust a lawyer.
One of my friends once said "It's a pimp or be pimped world." Doesn't sound like much but it is actually pretty profound and has helped me make decisions.
Gs up Hoes down...
Whoops. Wrong thread.
Someone told me to always check the thread title before you post in it.
"Always get everything in writing." Contracts professor. Because handshakes don't carry the weight they used to.
"Put your finger in my ass."
Wipe front to back
Scrape 'em off. You wanna save somebody? Save yourself.
my mom," marry a nice Jewish girl "
Close cover before striking
When buying your home, give yourself at least a 20 mile buffer zone from any "ethnic" neighborhood ...
Stay away from green vagina.
"You've got to fuck their minds before you get to fuck them." My father to me, when I was about 16 or 17.
Kinda crude, but definitely true.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
My Father told me, "you make you own luck" which is the truth.