Stern Show What is the story about Howard bs the dog drowning?

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  1. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I was listening to the Dino Costa show in YouTube and he hates Howard Stern anyway he was going off on Stern and referenced a story about his dog (I assume Bianca) drowning in a pool and OCD Howard was too scared to jump in the pool to save the dog or something. I don't remember hearing about this does anyone know what the fuck this is?
     
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    who doesn't know the story....we all do
     
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    Beef told this story on Rachael Ray, among other places. Bianca fell in the pool, Howard wouldn't jump in, Beef had to jump in and save Bianca.
    :quote: in my Manolos:quote:

    :jrolleyes:
     
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    This was about the time The Beth was preaching to "stupid people" to always, always, always have their dog on a leash for their safety.
     
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    Somewhere in this story there's a good "you can lead a horse to water" joke.
     
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    IIRC this is when Artie slyly inserted a wig joke that no one in the studio picked up on.
     
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    OMFG


    Jumping into a pool to save your dog isn't exactly stepping up to Chuck Zito.
     
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    Im sorry beth didn't drown....With her flapping hands they could have flown out of the pool..
     
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    It would be to Howard. He stood there while Beth saved the dog. I guess his wig isn't waterproof.
     
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    Something to the effect 'did you take off your wig' :artiejj:
     
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    Stern's excuse was he had lace - up boots on that would have taken forever to untie.
     
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    Arties slipped felt too comfortable
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    The dead air after the wig joke was deadly--it only took a couple of seconds but you could feel the daggers being pointed at Artie after that.
     
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    Howard was listing all the stuff he would have had to take off to jump in the pool, and Artie's chimed in with "your hair".
     
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    This story only stuck in my head because Howard was making some lame-ass excuse about how first he would have to take off his boots and Artie chimed in something to the effect of "and your hair." Henceforth, I started taking the wig theory advocates a bit more seriously.
     
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