What is the worst thing that ever happened during sex?

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  1. Fa Fa Fruit Fly

    Fa Fa Fruit Fly Well-Known Member

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    Come on - spill it - what is your worst sex story?
     
  2. Gomez

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  3. mike25

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    vagina hair in between my teeth .
     
  4. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    I was so drunk I didn't cum I piss.
     
  5. Slippy

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    INSIDE of her? :ohnoes:
     
  6. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    No, I am not nasty I piss in her bed.
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh. That's not so bad.

    Happens to the best of us.
     
  8. HOLIC

    HOLIC MADMAN

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    i fucked a lady inside of a lighthouse and the park ranger showed up with a tour group
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Keystone Ice wind breakage. Vile.
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    You or her?


    Or .....him? :wtf:
     
  11. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I ate some clap :mad:
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

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    Went down on a woman with gum in my mouth and lost it.

    It was nowhere to be found on the bed.
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    :schmoopysex:
     
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    The wife showed up
     
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    That's pretty freakin bad right there.
     
  16. Slippy

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    So THAT'S what happened to your face. :console:
     
  17. SEGA

    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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  18. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I want you to go to jail for this
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I want a Lamborghini Countach.

    We don't all get what we want. :fil:
     
  20. wicked smaaaht

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    I just had sex. :cheer: can't complain about one damn thing