Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Fa Fa Fruit Fly, May 27, 2013.
Come on - spill it - what is your worst sex story?
vagina hair in between my teeth .
I was so drunk I didn't cum I piss.
INSIDE of her?
No, I am not nasty I piss in her bed.
Oh. That's not so bad.
Happens to the best of us.
i fucked a lady inside of a lighthouse and the park ranger showed up with a tour group
Keystone Ice wind breakage. Vile.
You or her?
I ate some clap
Went down on a woman with gum in my mouth and lost it.
It was nowhere to be found on the bed.
The wife showed up
That's pretty freakin bad right there.
So THAT'S what happened to your face.
I want you to go to jail for this
I want a Lamborghini Countach.
We don't all get what we want.
I just had sex. can't complain about one damn thing