What is there to do in Madison Wisconsin?

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  1. Iroth

    Iroth мудак VIP

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    I'm here on business until Thursday. What can I do besides fuck myself?
     
  2. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    It's a college town. Hit the strip club and help some young lady further her education.
     
  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    Fuck a cow. Like a dairy one.
     
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  4. Gomez

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    there're no strip clubs in Madison :nono: the femnazis took care of that
     
  5. Gomez

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    That being said, hit State Street..there are bars on every corner :belch:
     
  6. crazypreacher

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    Drink... good beer...
     
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    The best thing you can do is leave.
     
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    Go to the nearest Dry Cleaners, get a bag, and put it over your head.
     
  10. Chigs

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    Drink your weight in lakefront and new Glarus.

    Check out lots of music.

    Party. It's a fun city
     
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    There used to be a steak house where you picked out your own steak, threw it on the grill and sat around the fire with your drink and your buddies. It could be fun on the right night.
     
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    Re-evaluate your career path.
     
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    Go to the Wisconsin/Texas game at the Kohl Center tomorrow night.

    Take pics of slutty college girls. Thanx
     
  14. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Lots of weed in Madison. Get baked, go to Tornado Steakhouse and have yourself a party. Afterwards, go to a college bar and get all Rothlisberger.
     
  15. Divorce Chicken

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    You can certainly spend some time laughing at all the butthurt libs and hippies. They're still mad at Walker. You can find them in the funky Willy St. and Atwood Ave. neighborhoods. While you're there, grab a pizza pie at Glass Nickel Pizza. Dive bars like Mr. Roberts, the Harmony, Mickey's and the Crystal Corner have interesting clientele and often bands.

    Walk down State St. Plenty of bars, restaurants and shops. Check out the Kollege Klub on Lake St. The Brathaus has brats (duh), cheap beer and reasonably hot babes. Around the corner more cheap beer at the Red Shed on Henry St.

    Grab Badger gear at the University bookstore on Library Mall at the end of State St. Head over to the Memorial Union on Langdon for some of the best ice cream in the world and more beer in Der Stiftskeller. Check out a wintery Lake Mendota through the windows. Sometimes there's a band.

    Have dinner on the Capitol Square at the Old Fashioned. An homage to the old time Wisconsin Supper Club. Make sure to order a Spotted Cow and cheese curds. Off the Square you can get beer and food at The Great Dane Brew Pub or drink German beer out of giant glass boots at the Essen Haus. Surprisingly OK sushi at Red Sushi on King St. Have a drink with a great lake view at the newly remodeled Edgewater Hotel on Wisconsin Ave.

    If you're there on a Friday, hit a Wisconsin Fish Fry available at many places. Try the Esquire Club on Sherman Ave. on Madison's down and out North Side. You can Uber over to Ale Asylum a few miles away near the entrance to the airport.

    You can catch bands at the High Noon Saloon on East Washington Ave.

    If you're hung over and need grease, get to Mickie's Dairy Bar on Monroe St. about a block west of Camp Randall Stadium.

    If you like architecture, you can tour the State Capitol, the Frank Lloyd Wright designed Convention Center and several FLW homes around town. The old crank lived in Spring Green, only a few miles from town.

    Just to say you did: Take a selfie in front of the small, non-descript building at the corner of Baldwin St. and East Washington Ave. The former home of Smart Studios, bands like Nirvana, Garbage, L7, Killdozer, the Smashing Pumpkins and Soul Asylum all recorded or had music produced here by the infamous Butch Vig.

    If you need some exercise, you can take a walk on Picnic Point or the Arboretum.
     
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    It burned down:(
     
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    I'm packing my bags right now and heading to Madison!
     
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    Madison isnt too bad - if you get especially bored though its about an hours drive to Chicago.
     
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