what is this heeb holiday about?

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  1. baltimore mike

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    my kid got off school today for.
     
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    :hitler:
     
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    Why don't you take your fake kid to the fake dealership, and have he/she help you sell a fake car?

    T.B.M.
     
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    This is bullshit . I never got these Jew holidays off when I was in school .
     
  7. newcastlefan

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    damn the schools didn't close when i was a kid. we just had to stay home regardless.

    today is the day of atonement. the past 8 days god is doing our management review, entering notes about each of us in the book of life. today is our annual review. we fast and pray, and do nothing else from sundown yesterday till sundown today while god decides if we get renewed for the next year. its the holiest day in the jewish calendar.
     
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    are you working today schmoopy? do you have a manure lit? ]
     
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    Schmoopy is fucked .
     
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    No Jewish holidays off in Canada
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    i dunno: god seems pretty lenient or at least willing to tolerate dramatic ranges of acceptable behaviors, and basic to the faith is the trust that people can get better.
     
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    Baltimore Mike, fresh off his scintillating Week IV victory over the hapless Schmoopy. :emperor:
     
  13. Krusty

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    I'm not talking about him being a goofball here . I'm concerned for his deep hatred of women . I think he's killed a hooker or two.
     
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    It commemorates the time in 1832 when Joos figured out a way to get non-Joos to work for them for little money.
     
  16. newcastlefan

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    who hasn't?
     
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    that happened long before 1832.
     
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    Jews need these holidays to count their money and complain. :oy2:: oy:
     
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    no money handling or kvetching today.
     
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    You're not even supposed to be on the Internet today are you?