What is your bj in a movie theater story

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  1. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone ever received a blowjob in a movie theater? I was going to give a guy a blowjob during a movie, but it was too crowded around us and we were worried about getting caught, so share your BJ story in a movie theater if you have one.
     
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    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Oh shit, I fucked that up

    The title was supposed to be blowjob in a movie theater story. I hate typing on this fucking thing...sorry guys.
     
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    HJ, not to completion, but IT was a crowded theatre, front row.
     
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    yea same here... hand job in the back of the theater
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Was the movie that bad?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    a bad blow job is better then a good movie in my book
     
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    :wtf: I go to the movie to watch the movie :dontknow:


    Im a freak like that
     
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    :bigthink

    Yea but any chance of getting ones jimmy SHINED is a good one

    there u go your mention
     
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    I'd tell the stories but I honestly can't remember the movies.:scratch:

    They kinda became the unimportant parts of the memories. I do believe one was "Above the Law", another was possibly "Cocktail" (rather fitting:etm:).
     
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    in the car before the movie :)
     
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    i enjoy getting Road Head myself...
     
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    Assuming drive-ins don't count, once in a theater, late showing, not crowded at all, in the back row.
     
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    never nuthin worth anything in a theater. :depressed:
     
  14. yippeekyaa

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    Drive in movies. Park in the back row, fog up the windows and do whatever we wanted to. I drove a 67 Buick, it had room to do all kinds of freaky shit back there.
     
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    You and your boyfriend should limit your trashy ass sexual hijinx to glory holes in adult theaters... that's what most pervs do.





















    :D

    just kidding... you must be hotter than hell!
     
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    Never had a theater blowjob myself, but years back I made out and fingered my then-girlfriend when we went to see The Grudge. We were both bored out of our minds so we turned our attention to each other. It was in the afternoon and the theater was empty, but we left and went straight home rather then go any further there. She was in the Air Force and getting caught fucking in a theater really could have fucked things up for her.
     
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    Shine mention :cheer:
     
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    I tried to get a chick to blow me once in a theatre, but my dick kept blocking the screen.....
     
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    Well... there's that... other than drive-in movie sex... I've never had sex with a girlfriend in public ...that I can remember
     
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    I've gotten road head a few times..but no movie theater action other than some hand play.