What is your current phone background?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm pretty happy with my new one but I'm always looking for new ideas so take a screenshot and show me where the bear shit in the buckwheat





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    Photo I shot this weekend of a lovely sunset :gayhand:

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Is that the robot from Flight of the Navigator


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    :facepalm: @Mack, will you educate this hipster? Thanks.
     
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    Oh never mind, I see it. Sorry tough guy :jj:
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    Stock dandelion that my S3 came with. I'm not gay enough to need my phone to be a reflection of me and my interests. I need to to make calls, get texts and find jack off material on the internet.
     
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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    dandelions are pretty gay
     
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    Not as gay as caring.
     
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    Use tits as your background.
     
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    Disco Fries are nasty.
     
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    My kid uses my phone to make videos of his toys. Every other week, I purge the porn while driving to pick him up.
     
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    Is your son a homo? If not he'd probably appreciate the tits. :dontknow:
     
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    He's 7, and I don't want to hear any shit from his mental patient mother.
     
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    I used to have two chicks' asses as my background until I had to explain the picture to my friend's 11yo daughter. :facepalm:
     
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    Okay, but when he's 11 show the kid some tits.