What Is Your Dream Job? This is mine....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by yosemite sam, May 26, 2014.

  1. yosemite sam

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  2. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    "It was a slow day honey, I only played with a 100 boobs." :facepalm:
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    shes loving it
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Charlize Theron's personal pantie picker outer...
     
  6. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    He probably gets to fuck her too :mad:
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    10 games in a row...







    :jj:
     
  8. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    :worried:
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  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You mother fucker....
     
  10. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    It could happen :coffee:
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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  12. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Looking for professional breast handler, must have references. :jj:
     
  13. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Porn Agent/Suitcase Pimp
     
  14. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    That, or

    [video=youtube;mbsYPXAJhxU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbsYPXAJhxU[/video]
     
  15. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Bush Pilot

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  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Nah, he's probably a fruit.
     
  17. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    yep!
     
  19. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    Duckmaster at The Peabody

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    Bass player for U2. All you have to do is show up on time and pluck four or five eighth-notes per song. Fucking asshole luckiest fucker in the history of modern music.