What is your DREAM JOB?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    And as an added bonus let's pretend that you will get ALL the knowledge that comes with doing that job, so anything goes...
    I loved my job for many years, and I have traveled the world, but if I had to do it over again, I would have loved to be an
    FBI agent or a Senator with a life-long Fuck you position in Congress.......
     
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    James Bond as a kid, but now...who's cooler?

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    ...a well mannered trust fund baby.
     
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    Professional wrestling manager
     
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    FBI would have been cool. Or top secret CIA.
    Hell, it'd probly be neat to be a detective.
    But I do like my job
     
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    Mine would probably be something where I didnt have a chance of dying doing it...:up:
     
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    I pulled a no-show for a FBI interview when I found out they give a lie detector test and ask about your past drug use.
     
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    I can see that. But knowing stuff that you know others can't know and piecing together crime data seems fun
     
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    "I tied my own shoes once. It was an overrated experience."


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    I'm thinking Left-Handed MLB control pitcher. Im coveted and can play until I'm 50...$$$:oy2:
     
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    Niche gynecologist. I'd only see fit 18-25 yr old gash. Either that or a treasure hunter
     
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    Policy Implementation Specialist with the Rand Corporation
     
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    work with Stern or Opie,sidekick thing.
     
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    I have a tie between two; suppose it would depend on my mood:

    1) Working with Doctors without Borders. For fun, I just checked their website. They take doctoral level clinical psychologists. Huh. In another life.

    2) Something a bit more frivolous, I'd helm a porn company. I'd vet and hire the best directors and performers, and the product would be nothing short of amazing.
     
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    i would be hot mess paz de la huerta..........with bunny ears

    whatever profession that is :c
     
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    o_O
     
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