what is your earliest memory of life as you know it?

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I was 2 and in the crib when I ate a piece of cardboard from a cereal box

    I got scared and to this day still remember it
     
  2. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    my earliest memory is clicking on a thread about my earliest memory.

    I have a short attention span
     
  3. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Most supposed very early memories are false memories that your mind created after hearing a story from a family member or something. People who say they remember being in a crib at 1 or 2 years old are full of shit.
     
  4. Stew Nod

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    I don't remember anything before the age of 6...probably blocked it all out :(
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    One time I shit myself
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That was Friday
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :bigthink would that be my earliest memory or my latest?
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    found my mom dead at 4...good times.
     
  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    This explains everything.
     
  10. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Wrong
    i was in a small apartment on mott st in manahatan...I remember it like yesterday
     
  11. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Wow...that's terrible...sorry man
     
  12. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    i've blocked out pretty much all of my childhood.
    i think my grandpa was a diddler. :dontknow:
     
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    age 3 at Disneyland
     
  14. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    what did you do? Did you understand what was going on
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    The odd thing is my next memory is being babysat by joe pepitone when I was 5
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I remember a few things from a house I lived in up until the age of 3 before my parents moved to a small town....

    *Laying on the carpet on my belly in the front room and hearing the music from "Entertainment Tonight" through the air vents (came from the den).
    *My brother accidentally sticking his hand through a sheet of glass and having to go to the hospital to get stitches.
    *We were outside and my father was grilling on a charcoal grill and it started raining, so he pulled the grill into the detached garage and we sat there with the door opened while he grilled and it rained.

    ...and I remember the very first day we moved into our second house which is the house my parents still live in.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    scared the shit out of me, thought it was a monster
     
  18. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Thanks for the memories.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    dropping a rusty popcorn popper from the loft of a barn on to the head of a neighbor kid
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I hope this is a joke