Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jul 23, 2013.
Artisana makes good shit brahs
Do they make them crunchy? I like 'em crunchy.
nope....they still good yo
Where's Peter Pan?
I love cashew butter but I won't let myself have it because it's so fattening
Brah might be running out of poll ideas...
I used to be able to name every nut butter that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Splash, if you don't stop naming nut butter" and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.
Who the fuck is Hubert?
My best friend