What is Your Favorite Term for Masturbation?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    What is your favorite description for masturbation? Whacking off? Choking the chicken? Spanking the monkey?

    Here are some good ones I found across the Web.

    Jackin' the Beanstalk
    Seeing Palmela Handerson (my favorite)
    Seeing Handgelina Jolie
    Hit the Sack and then go to bed
    Takin' my talents to South Beach
    Arguing with Henry Longfellow
    Disobeying the Pope
    Corraling the Tadpoles
    Badgering the Witness
    Getting a Dishonorable Discharge
    Hand to Gland Combat
     
  2. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Monday thru Saturday.

    :nocheer:
     
  3. jimbronie

    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    I never heard pumping off until Richard Christy. I love that one.
     
  4. Jackass369

    Jackass369 Well-Known Member

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    Tossing off. Choking your chicken.
     
  5. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    Punching out the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come.
     
  6. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    Slapping the sheriff
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Rub one one

    Rub out a batch of knuckle babies
     
  8. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    [video=youtube;KHx-kita75Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHx-kita75Y[/video]
     
  9. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    buffin' the bishop is good
    boppin' the baloney
     
  10. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Ruffing the pup.

    Knuing the 3421

    Chimneying my portions.

    Eliasing the B-boy.

    Fondaing my peter.
     
  11. horsefacebetho

    horsefacebetho Well-Known Member

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    Flickin' the bean
     
  12. Pembroke36

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    Shaking hands with the unemployed.
     
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    Turning on the light switch.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Jerkin my gerkin
     
  15. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Dawging the saloon
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Flogging Molly
     
  17. VAsiCkBoy

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    Pulling the pud
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    I'm old school..."Jackin' Off."

    [video=youtube;U8zMccf0W-M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8zMccf0W-M[/video]
     
  19. Ruffypup

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    Choking my Jon Hein is God
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Twerkin the taffy