What is your goto insult in a road rage or traffic situation?

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  1. koclem

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    mine is "fucking faggot", but I am trying to switch to something else out of respect for my gay friends.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I usually do "fucking faggot" or "fucking n-gger".
     
  3. chuk

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    I call them "koclem".
     
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    "Fucking asshole" or the finger if my kids are in the car
     
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    Jerk
     
  6. itpdude

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    I'm in Georgia so I avoid yelling at people because it is likely to escalate into a gunfight.
     
  7. koclem

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    On the road in Boston you got to take action before someone takes it against you.
     
  8. F Vick

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    I tend to use fuck face
     
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    ya fuck face is a goto for me as well
     
  10. Former Glory

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    Before I shoot them?
     
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    Tough guy!
     
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    Are the streets bloody?

    I'm not kidding about road rage in Georgia. It doesn't happen like it does up in the NE or NY/NJ because things really are likely to escalate into a firefight.

    http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/23564163/road-rage-shooting
     
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    :cheer: Talk to my wife. This is the thing she's afraid of.
     
  14. koclem

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    people generally don't carry around guns up here but they drive like maniacs
     
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    Cunthole, Cunt Twat, Hemorrhoid (when someone is tailgating me as I'm going 78 in the left lane) etc- it's a whole thing, don't ask
     
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    depends on the race of the driver.
     
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    tread lightly!

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    I find it pretty common to get tailgated all the way up to ~85 (in a 55 or 65)
     
  19. Mr Vengeance

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    Generally I go with "asshole" and "Use your fucking brain!". Let me tell you, 90% of the time I get pissed at someone doing something asshole-ish in traffic, it's some tough guy in his pickup truck. What is it with assholes and pickup trucks??? The other 10% it's some jerkoff rich prick in a BMW.

    The one traffic thing that I get into people with is when it's the drive home, and there's a lane reduction up ahead. Most people merge ahead of time, but there's always the fucking asshats who have to speed all the way to the end of the merging lane and then try to squeeze in. I can't tell you how many exchanges I've had with those fuckers.
     
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    'you fukn cocksucker' for sure, coupled with the middle finger