What is your Message Board Urban Legend?

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Most of us have been posting on boards for a long time, what rumor about you has taken on a life of its own and become fact?

    A few examples:

    Shiv's wife fucks blacks

    Froggy hacked SFN

    Chriza is fat and bald

    Dave is an old man

    Boss Ono sent pies

    freds is a drunk

    Ralph/Todd's daughter is deaf

    Chiva suffers from ED
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    None of those are urban legends.
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    This will not end well...
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    they are Message Board Urban Legends
     
  5. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    5'th response, and no Schmoopy reference?

    What's wrong with you people?
     
  6. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I pay women to pee on me! :cheer:
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    this isn't for people to perpetuate these legends, but to let people dispel them
     
  8. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Johnny :wub:
     
  9. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    You forgot

    Oderus works at Coconuts and fucks trout
    Bobtraw cuts herself
    Cheri has yellow teeth, frizzy hair and funky eye-brows

    Oh wait the last one proved to be true :doh:
     
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  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's all true.

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  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    Clutch started stalking Nerd, and that's why she left.
     
  12. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    didnt bmore mike blow a couple dudes or sumpin?:dontknow:
     
  13. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    :rofl: and eat 2 month old turkey
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    chuckz the pedo
    jeton has hiv
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    weren't you accused of calling Scmoopy or his folks?
     
  16. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    one of mine:


    <<<<<-------Fucked #10 Nigga
     
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    Air Florida Well-Known Member

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    I'm Retarded
     
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    That one hideous chick blew a couple of dudes at a meetup then she got the mumps.
     
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    Dawg is a Messican
     
  20. Mlaw

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    how's Lance?