What is your preferred personal lubricant?

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  1. Teabag

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    There are so many types and brands. I'm just curious.

    Sincerely,

    Teabag
     
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    Virgin tears.
     
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    Vomit. :nojj:
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Skoal spit
     
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    cant go wrong with Astroglide
     
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    ^ takes it up the butt on the reg
     
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    You been peeking in my bedroom DB?
     
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    Coconut oil.
     
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    Please confirm.

     
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  10. Capn Crud

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    vag juice :rolleye:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Would smash Lulz Drezzer Repair. :jj:
     
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    Blood
     
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    I find that it doesn't last. It thickens up and becomes sticky too soon.
     
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    Is your ass clean when you apply it?
     
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    good god, how long do you fuck man? after 3 minutes Im done and watching King of Queens. how long does it take you to finish?
     
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    Teabag iz naught tha 1 2 b fucked wit VIP

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    Sex magic rituals may last hours or days.
     
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    what the fuck? those words dont make any sense at all
     
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  18. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Natural.

    Turning her on should do the job.

    If that doesn't work, just eat that pussy and it'll be slippery enough.
     
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    WD 40
     
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