What Is Your Price?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LawyerLarry, Aug 29, 2015.

  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    You know, a wise man once said that money makes the world go 'round. Well let me tell you something! A thousand wise men ALL said that Double L makes the universe go 'round baby! What you are looking at right here is the epitome of success. There's more money in this picture than you bunch of idiots make in your entire lives! All the ladies in the Dawgshed are just dying for a chance to go one-on-one with the great one and then get kicked out to the dog house the next morning and get right back in line. Larry, Inc. is a billion dollar corporation and Double L is the CEO! And as everybody knows, there's a high price to pay when you cross Double L. A price that NONE of you pathetic losers can afford! Because everybody's got a price for Billion Dollar Larry! And you can take that to the bank! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  2. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Go to bed
     
  3. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Double L cutting the promo. Way to work it kid.
     
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  5. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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  6. suckemnuckledus

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    When will Howard address this?
     
  7. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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  8. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    When LL is done with a lucky lady and he wants them gone from his estate he pulls this move off his balcony.........

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  9. wife is a whore

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    Looks like yer runnin low on toilet paper, Double L.

    You could use a better tie. That aint a power tie.
     
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    Love that rape kit... Ur the fuckin man dude
     
  11. Joeyjoejoe

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    It is in Bumfuck, Arkansas where he practices.
     
  12. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    I would be proud to have you represent me in court if ever I should find myself in a predicament.
     
  13. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Which Pokémon is on your belt - Charmander, Pikachu or Bulbasaur?
    Cool belt by the way.

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    Just so funny...
     
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  15. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Still. That looks like a tie that a broad w/ bad taste would make the groomsmen wear at her wedding.
     
  16. Joeyjoejoe

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    It distracts the clientele when he's working, they can trust a man that when they look at him they can see their toothless grins in his tie.
     
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    its shocking a female would leave a break-up note to a guy like this
     
  18. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    You would have to spend your life savings to get ll to even answer the call.
     
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    You need to cut the fingers off of those gloves and get yourself a summer scarf brother !
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    Since Larry started posting here she has left and come back 3-4 times. By now he should be ass to mouthing her on the reg, cause she aint leaving for good until someone stages an intervention.
     
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