what is your red line for guys your wife banged before you?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    When I was 23 I was seeing an awesome chick and then she hit me with the.number of guys she had fucked. It was pretty big as far as I was concerned and freaked me the fuck out. What's your red line for previous fucks? 2,4,7,9,12?
     
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  2. Joeyjoejoe

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    As long as the pussy is tight and disease free, doesn't really matter.
     
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    MiamiInk Active Member Banned User

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    what was the number?
     
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    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    I would say 30.
    25 % of my own score.
    Seems fair...
     
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    My max allowable would be 507. :fil:
     
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    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    given the years i was in high school it is not unusual to find women my age with 30-60+ notches on their diaphragm. it was the height of "free love" and pre-AIDS. Nobody had any money, and pot was cheap (or free) so what else was there to do?
     
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    No more than 37. Are we talking intercourse or oral?

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    My kid just lost a childhood friend because he tried, with all the best intents, to warn him that the girl he was smitten with was around the block about 100x since he had moved away. Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
     
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    If it might scare you off, don't ask.

    If she asks you how many you have slept with, dump her, she's a jealous, nosy bitch.
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    And no one's been that low yet! :c
     
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    It's a different time......

    I'm no spring chicken and I tell them I want to know if they were an escort or a whore; if the answer to that question is an honest NO. Then I have no choice but to believe them and take them for their word.

    I can't do anything about it because they weren't my property before and I don't own them now.

    But if they ever lie to me about that or fuck around on me when we've agreed to a monogamous relationship and I find out about it; I'm putting their shit out in the fucking front lawn that night and it's get the fuck out. For good.
     
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    Why would you wanna depress yourself.
     
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    My last ex probably hit that number during our marriage. :eek:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I don't want to know, so I never ask. :dontknow:
     
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    :ufacepalm:
     
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    Is she a good lay? How do you think she got that way? Fucking a virgin is pretty boring...
     
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    My number isnt that high around 12...but I dont really count or 100% sure that 12 is accurate give 1 or 2 either way.
     
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    My 2 cents, secure adults don't ask these questions, just deal with the person they are now. You will figure out who they are in time.
    P.S. If you know how to lay down the pipe they ain't going anywhere.