What IT Certifications Do You Have?

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  1. blairg

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    I have my A+, NET+, CCNA, CNA, CSA, MCSA, MCP. They're all expired, I didn't even end up going into IT :grad:
     
  2. Gomez

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    I got an i-Pod :dontknow:
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I replaced the power supply on my desktop this one time.
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

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    I'm surprised your fat fingers could fit in the case :c
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I don't have any Nerd certs. :c
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    :nojj:
     
  7. blairg

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    shouldn't you be mopping the poop deck :c
     
  8. blairg

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    yeah that wasn't great :nojj:
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    So, what do you do, while not using all that knowledge?
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars VIP

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    You "swab" on a ship, Blairg. You don't mop.
     
  11. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

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    not much, I learned quickly what you enjoy as a hobby doesn't always translate well into a career.
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I have QCI certs to be able to conduct VG and IG testing with the Government, fuckhole. :pie:
     
  13. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

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    I don't know what any of those things are.
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    No, actually, I think they do call it mopping. :dontknow:
     
  15. AndyRotten

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    Hopefully your company paid for them and you didn't have to pay for them yourself.
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Quality Control Inspections.

    It's pretty much the 'real deal holyfield' type shit. :c
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Well, what do you do to make a buck, buddy?
     
  18. blairg

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    bag groceries.
     
  19. blairg

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    no :nocheer:
     
  20. blairg

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    ok calm down it was just a question, fuck!