What job will Howard help JD get after the Serius days are over?

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  1. Jackson

    Jackson Active Member

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    Obviously mush-mouth JD (Howad's description of JD) is basically un-employable in any job where it's necessary to communicate with other people. Can you imagine him taking your order at a McDonald or Wendy's drive thru window? After Howard's retirement, will he use his vast entertainment business connections to secure JD his next job.
     
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    If it's not on the air, it doesn't exist. In other words, JD will never hear from him again.
     
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Towel boy at his underground bath house in the basement of Chimneyland.
     
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    McDonald's is always hiring:c
     
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    speech therapist
     
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    Toll booth operator until he loses out to EZPass
     
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    JD is gonna go back to Full Sail and get his degree.

    He will be known as...
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    in all seriousness there are research jobs out there where you can work for law firms, marketing groups etc, where you basically just sit in a cubicle by yourself all day and look up data..would be perfect for him
     
  11. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    JD is fucked.
     
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    He dedicated a whole book to his other son Grillo and now he's delivering pizzas....yeah,he's fucked
     
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    JD will be hired by super-fan Jimmy Kimmel to do the exact same job. JD is arguably Howard's head writer because the show is now clip oriented. JD's title will be "segment producer" or something along those lines and he will make $1800 to $2500 a week and bang mid-level strippers until he gets one of them pregnant.
     
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    Doesn't he want to be a director? He couldn't even direct a porno that one time and he thinks he's going to be a director.
     
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    dog catcher in the hamtons..
    until hes caught buttfucking a poodle then its back to the redio business :)
    blubber the cum sponge might have a spot for him
     
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    JD will write a best selling tell-all book that no one will be able to comprehend




    Whatever
     
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    Sexy time with Mrs. Stern.
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