It's been said in other threads that the only reason Mike Walker used to be on the show was some deal Howard had worked out with The Enquirer to keep himself out of there. Well Mike Walker hasn't been on in years, and Howard still stays out of The Enquirer and every other tabloid (to the best of my knowledge). There are obviously things that would make good tabloid material such as his wig, his odd marriage, possible bi/homosexuality, the BFF scam, etc. and yet nothing ever makes it in. Does it all boil down to the fact that he isn't interesting enough or so few people would care that it wouldn't even sell magazines?