Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Jan 29, 2016.
Satisfying nosegasm with the simultaneous thunderous butt thunder.
Let'er rip tatter chip
I have found if you put your gut into it and the sneeze rattles your eyeballs, like whatever
Sometimes I'll let go and Achoo!! Mostly, I pinch my nose slightly to subdue it and sneeze into my hand.
Sounds very dainty. Do you eat a lacy butter cookie after you big mary?
There was a girl in high school who did a high pitched "tsu!" noise when sneezing. Our teacher yelled at her for not sneezing like a normal person and trying to draw attention to herself.
If I don't control my sneeze, snot goes flying everywhere.
I'm a big sneezer, but I don't put any voice into it. It sounds more like a cough.
Massive. Loud. It's an event. I scare the cat. The neighbors complain about the noises above.
I'm in between these two. I am now boycotting this poll as it lacks diversity.
Also...if I feel a sneeze coming on, all I have to do is look at a bright light and that shit comes flying out like a mofo.
I do the regular "Achoo," but I've got a buddy that sneezes loud as shit.
Start a thread, shithead.
Too much pressure.
You're talking about me!
Oh, god dammit!
I'm getting drunk and feel like talking shit.
You guys can post in my star wars thread if you want.