What kind of a sneezer are you?

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What kind of a sneezer are you?

  1. I never sneeze

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  2. I stifle it completely. Silent. No muss, no fuss.

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  3. I make a tiny adorable sound like "tsu!" Also I fart like a wee butterfly.

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  4. I say "ACHOO!" as I sneeze.

    39.3%
  5. I'm a big sneezer, but I don't put any voice into it. It sounds more like a cough.

    17.9%
  6. Massive. Loud. It's an event. I scare the cat. The neighbors complain about the noises above.

    32.1%
  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Satisfying nosegasm with the simultaneous thunderous butt thunder.
     
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  3. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Let'er rip tatter chip
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I have found if you put your gut into it and the sneeze rattles your eyeballs, like whatever
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP

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    Sometimes I'll let go and Achoo!! Mostly, I pinch my nose slightly to subdue it and sneeze into my hand.
     
  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Sounds very dainty. Do you eat a lacy butter cookie after you big mary?
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    There was a girl in high school who did a high pitched "tsu!" noise when sneezing. Our teacher yelled at her for not sneezing like a normal person and trying to draw attention to herself.
     
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    If I don't control my sneeze, snot goes flying everywhere.
     
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    1. I'm a big sneezer, but I don't put any voice into it. It sounds more like a cough.
    2. Massive. Loud. It's an event. I scare the cat. The neighbors complain about the noises above.
    I'm in between these two. I am now boycotting this poll as it lacks diversity. :no:
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Also...if I feel a sneeze coming on, all I have to do is look at a bright light and that shit comes flying out like a mofo.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I do the regular "Achoo," but I've got a buddy that sneezes loud as shit.

    Fuckin' annoying.
     
  12. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Start a thread, shithead.
     
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    Too much pressure.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    :lol:
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    You're talking about me! :yes:
     
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  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    :facepalm:
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Oh, god dammit! :mad:
     
  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    C'mon, Phil.

    I'm getting drunk and feel like talking shit.
     
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    You guys can post in my star wars thread if you want.
     
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  20. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Roger that.