What kind of advice would you go to Mops for?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Dec 16, 2013.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Vacuums?

    Weightlifting?

    Tattoos?

    Romance?

    Earring bargains?

    Enormous black cocks?
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    "Hey, Mops?....does foot powder really get you high?"
     
  3. Gomez

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    technical advice on Oreck vacuums, but that's about it :dontknow: [I own a Kenmore]
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What is this Mops shit
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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    I would like to give to you the gift of a Colombian neck tie.
     
  6. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG

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    How to get such a nice bulbous ass shape.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fine, but what is the Mops shit about
     
  8. Bye You!

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    Don't ask him how to put the handle on.
     
  9. Schmoopy

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  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    2 screws and the cord wrap in the back should've been a fucking clue!
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Worked better my way.
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    Chriza could've even done it correctly.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I still don't get it

    Why Mops?
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    Wrapping the cord from the front to the back. :cwl:
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    I want you to go to jail for this...
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't see how it's that tricky a question :scratch:
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    You're not alone though. I've had dozens of people who have brought in their vacuums the same way for their free tune-up. I know they purchased it online whenever I see that. I didn't know your store was here. Fuck you!
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    gay
     
  20. wanker

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    dirty south came up with the name and it stuck