What kind of Christmas Tree should I get?

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  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I live in a small apartment and Im not sure what I should get. I want to be festive as fuck




    Oh btw I am muslim and i worship Allah
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I can't answer because all I can think about is how beautiful Beth is
     
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    whichever one your roommate likes.
     
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    i live alone :fil:
     
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    well I find Amy Schumer more attractive :fil:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Amy Schumer is a fat bitch
     
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    FUCK YOU :mad:
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    ^this
     
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    she is cuter than any bitch you had
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    is that bacon wrapped around the tree?
     
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    shocking
     
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    but seriously

    balsam fir. They have short needles that don't fall off easily and no overpowering evergreen smell
     
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    get a nice fake one cause its the gift that keeps giving year after year
     
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    Go for the oldest tree on the lot. Sure, it's a little dry, but think of the savings. Then, get some of those old timey candle holders and put them in it. Great effect. Light the candles before you go to bed , take an Ambien, and your neighbors accross the street at the abattoir will be crazed with envy at how great your tree looks.
     
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    but i live in the trendiest part in the city so.... :owned: