Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, May 13, 2016.
Hey, who doesn't like to have a laugh after a long day.
I've been told I have really nice eyebrows
I've got those Fuck You eyebrows.
I know a guy who has one eyebrow.
It goes all the way across both eyes.
I don't like to brag, but one of my best features! Thank you
The Asian women told me to stop "prucking" and I did!
I had a Greek-Italian monobrow for years until my wasp wife made me wax the middle away. I still have to shave it occasionally.
I have more eyebrow hair than top-o-the-head hair
Perfect eyebrows, women are jealous of them.
I have to pay a lady to have a go at em every six weeks.
This is the stuff of nightmares!
Mine are kind of full looking. Please don't make a mockery of this.
Mine are pretty normal.
#9 looks like she's ready to audition for the White Girls sequel.
Thank god all I have to do is pull the few strays that come back every month.
If your hair didn't cover you face you might have more takers