What kind of faggot leaves bacon on his plate?

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  1. Popeye Saavedra

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    omg what a homo move
     
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    this kind

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    :jj:
     
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    I don't feel so good :worried:
     
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    I went to a BBQ last night and I'm pretty sure I consumed the equivalent of 2 entire chickens
     
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    :pig:
     
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    You might have to use your entire lunch break to take a shit.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I took a massive one this morning. I turned on the fan hoping the GF wouldn't hear me but then my ass exploded and that was the end of that
     
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    The honeymoon is over. :jj:
     
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    I turned on the fan and it was all WHIRRRRRRRRRRRR and I was like okay I'll just control my colon so only a little comes out at a time and then my ass what all like BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA and it sounded like I threw a baby into river
     
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    I'm pretty certain it didn't smell like roses in there afterwards either. :jj:
     
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    Well she was and probably still is still in bed so hopefully she won't go in for a while. I left the fan on.
     
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    But yeah it smelled like the holocaust
     
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    I hope she wakes up eventually. :c
     
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    The minute the fan goes on, we know you are tearing ass.
     
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    Well she was with me all day and knows exactly what the fuck I ate so she needs to be understanding