What Kind of Girl Gets You the Most Horny?

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Which of these girls gets you very horny?

  1. Blonde

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  2. Brunette

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    14.3%
  3. Redhead

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    28.6%
  4. Latina

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    42.9%
  5. Ebony

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  6. White

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  7. Arab

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    14.3%
  8. Jewish

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  9. American

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  10. Asian

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  1. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Lets bring back the sex.
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    All of the above.
     
  3. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I want a nasty little jewish princess
    With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
    A horny little jewish princess
    With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
    Lonely inside
    Well, she can swallow my pride

    I want a hairy little jewish princess
    With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
    I want a steamy little jewish princess
    With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
    I don't want no troll
    I just want a yemenite hole

    I want a darling little jewish princess
    Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
    A vicious little jewish princess
    To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
    All up inside
    I just want a princess to ride
    Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

    I want a funky little jewish princess
    A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
    A brazen little jewish princess
    With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
    She can even be poor
    So long as she does it with four on the floor
    (vapor-lock)

    I want a dainty little jewish princess
    With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
    A fragile little jewish princess
    With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
    For two or three nights
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
     
  4. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    RIP Frank
     
  5. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    RIP Monica's virginity.
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    go fuck yourself faggot


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  7. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Why is no one voting? And fuck Sippy, the RL stalker.
     
  8. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    AHAHAHAHHA!!!

    why is no one voting
     
  9. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Go stalk some more girls you fucking creep.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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  12. Spazzmatazz

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    FATHER RILEY AND VARIOUS PARTY GOERS:
    Catholic Girls
    With a tiny little mustache
    Catholic Girls
    Do you know how they go?
    Catholic Girls
    In the Rectory Basement
    Father Riley's a fairy
    But it don't bother Mary
    Catholic Girls
    At the CYO
    Catholic Girls
    Do you know how they go?
    Catholic Girls
    There can be no replacement
    How do they go, after the show?

    JOE:
    All the way
    That's the way they go
    Every day
    And none of their mamas ever seem to know
    Hip-Hip-Hooray
    For all the class they show
    There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
    At the CYO When they learn to blow...

    FATHER RILEY: They're learning to blow
    All the Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Warren Cuccurullo...

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Kinda young, kinda WOW!

    FATHER RILEY:
    Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Vinnie Colaiuta...

    CHORUS:
    Where are they now?
    Did they all take The Vow?

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!

    WARREN:
    Carmenita Scarfone!

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!

    OFFICER BUTZIS:
    Hey! She gave me VD!

    FATHER RILEY:
    Catholic Girls!

    WARREN:
    Toni Carbone!

    CHORUS:
    With a tongue like a cow
    She could make you go WOW!

    JOE:
    VD vowdy vootie
    Right away
    That's the way they go
    Every day
    Whenever their mamas take them to a show
    Matinee
    Pass the popcorn please
    There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
    With her hand in the box
    When she's on her knees

    LARRY:
    She was on her knees,
    My little Catholic Girl

    CHORUS:
    In a little white dress
    Catholic Girls
    They never confess
    Catholic Girls
    I got one for a cousin
    I love how they go
    So send me a dozen
    Catholic Girls
    OOOOOOH!
    Catholic Girls
    OOOOOOH! (etc.)

    CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
    This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
    Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
    She used to go to the church club every week.
    They'd meet each other there
    Hold hands
    And think
    Pure Thoughts
    But one night, at the
    Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
    She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
    In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...
     
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  13. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    This poll needs more votes.

    Also, is it cool to post pics of people here? I've got a ton I'd like to unload. TYIA
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

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    Even Frank Zapper understood:

    What's the thing that they's talkin' about everywhere
    SEX
    When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair
    SEX
    What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast
    SEX
    At yer bongo party an1 yer weenie roast
    SEX
    Even them Christians who are born again
    SEX
    Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then
    SEX
    Do ya do or don't ya don't
    SEX
    Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't
    SEX

    Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet
    Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
    Who wants t'ride on an ironin' board?
    That ain't no fun ... I tried me one

    Grow that meat all over yer bones
    Work the wall with the local Jones
    'N' while you do it, remember this line
    The Sniffer says it all the time

    "THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."

    Makes no difference if you're young or old
    SEX
    Don't you act like it's made of gold
    SEX
    Ladies they need it just like the guys
    SEX
    Maybe you could use a protein surprise
    SEX
    Any time, anywhere
    SEX
    Why d'ya think it's growin' there
    SEX

    Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it
    They complain 'cause it don't last
    Who wants to ride on a debutante?
    They talks too much... they moves too fast

    Whatch the scenery while you ride
    You can be very warm inside
    'N when the train goes 'round the bend
    Check the shrub'ry on the other end

    "THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."

    Makes no difference if you're young or old
    SEX
    Don't you act like it's made of gold
    SEX
    Ladies they need it just like the guys
    SEX
    Maybe you could use a protein surprise
    SEX
    Any time, anywhere
    SEX
    Why d'ya think it's growin' there
    SEX

    Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it
    They complain 'cause it don't last
    Who wants to ride on a debutante?
    They talks too much... they moves too fast

    Whatch the scenery while you ride
    You can be very warm inside
    'N when the train goes 'round the bend
    Check the shrub'ry on the other end

    "THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
    THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."



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  15. RH Goatcabin

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    Was this absolutely necessary?
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    My vote is "all of the above". Teh Vyb is an equal opportunity poon hound.
     
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    More Sally pain. :emperor:
     
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    Your call. You may have to answer to the friendly Saloon Staff however. Creepy new AV dude. Who did he kill?
     
  19. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    I always have the illest avs here.
     
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