What kind of gun would Jesus strap?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Howard talked about some military dude that claims that Jesus is coming back packing heat...


    What would be Jesus's choice?
     
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    A nail gun.
     
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    Glock 42. :coffee:
     
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    phase plasma rifle inna fordee watt range?
     
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    clever ....[video=youtube;8ecNoSs7xn4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ecNoSs7xn4[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;BIPCn-aYMoM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIPCn-aYMoM[/video]
     
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    I'm thinking it might be a crossbow...
     
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    Flame thrower. He's burning this place down. Killing it with fire.
     
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    White Jesus; a colt peacemaker
    Black Jesus; a stolen 9mm
     
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    Jesus only buys American

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    thats a nice toy...
     
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    A nice Jewish boy would carry a nice Jewish weapon - an Uzi.
     
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    a gatling gun mounted on the top of his Tyrannosaurus Rex
     
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    Colt 1911
     
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    He would carry a large wooden cross & forgive all. :hilarious:
     
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    don't you think nails might be a distasteful memory for him?
     
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    ooooooooooooooooooooo

    with Hollow Point or hydro shock bullets??