What kind of job allows you to post all day? I'm in the market

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    what type of employment is cool with cruising this place all day and how much does it pay? I'm actively looking for a new job and this would be great.
     
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  3. Splash

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    What do you do for a living, fella?
     
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    Security guard... money in exchange for being awake. But you've got to stay awake!
     
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    Excuse me, sir? Can I ask what YOU do for a living?
     
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    Don't work in sales.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Selling drugs
     
  12. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Srs, how do you post all day and get paid for some job and not get fired? What are these magic jobs?
     
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    Wrong:schmoopy:
     
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    Car salesman?
     
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    Splash is being very passive aggressive this evening.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Oh I see what he's doing.
     
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    Pistachios on drip irrigation.
     
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    computery things
     
  19. Splash

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    This is true. I'd fire all these slackers that post all day and I'm pissed as an American at the negative productivity impact on the overall economy.
     
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    I bet a computer could do that just as well