What Kind of Kid Were You?

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  1. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I was bossy, precocious and at times demanding.

    I loved to climb and my mom swears I was scaling my crib by 9 months. I climbed counters, the roof, her hutch, anything.

    My brother and I were usually doing things like coloring each other's teeth with Magic Markers, or dousing a tennis ball in gasoline, lighting it then kicking it around the yard. We stood on doorknobs then slammed the doors swinging from them like Tarzan.

    I also drew on anything I could.
    My people were just heads with legs and arms, no body.

    Pure art.


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    So what kind of kid were you?
     
  2. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Oh and we also had a club that met in a ditch and threw rocks at cars.

    We called ourselves the Pit Punk Club.

    You had to touch an electric fence to get in. :dancin:
     
  3. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    I was a bad kid. I remember trying to get a little girl to show me hers if I showed her mine. I was 4. I started fires too.
     
  4. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Lawsy, please tell me the story of how you lost your virginity. :munch:
     
  5. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Did she show hers?
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I bet you could never stfu any time, any where.
     
  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    We set the corner of our yard on fire once. My dad would pile up extra pine straw there and we thought it was a smart idea to start a little fire there. We had no idea it would go POOF!

    My dad came home in the middle of it and kids scattered everywhere running, jumping the fence, trying to get away from him.
     
  8. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    if you have nothing to share, then get the fuck out, Phil.
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    mind your own business, bitch!
     
  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Share yours first.
     
  11. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    After I threatened to punch her in the face. :pimp:
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I was a 'lil rascal.
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I came. Now you.
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :rofl:
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I know. I saw pics. You looked evil.
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Lawsy likes it rough.
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I didn't come. I felt the pain from the top of my head to the tip of my toes.
    The end. :c
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You're a trooper.
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :mad:


    stfu
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    ^^^ wore knockoff Adidas jumpsuits