What kind of signal is a broad sending out...

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    if she's reading Fifty Shades of Grey in the lunchroom at work? She's probably sitting in a puddle of her own broth and she's good to go, right? [​IMG]
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    she's probably fat.
     
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    No no no, this chick is really cute.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    cute chicks get sex unless they are cunty. that book is for fat girls and dissatisfied moms.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    She's fit to be tied.
     
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    she's saying a sexy book beats talking to you :coffee:
     
  7. Gitfiddle

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    Don't crack wise.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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  9. Gitfiddle

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    I should've followed her to her desk to check if she was sitting on her foot and rocking back and forth.
     
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    Oh snap!

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    What is Fifty Shades of Grey? Why do you know what it is?
     
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    Anyone who knows any women at all knows what it is. It was all the rage in my office last summer.
     
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    Get her one of those insertable vibrating eggs (sealed of course), and leave her an anonymous note mentioning how hot she looks reading that book at work, demanding she wear the egg on the next "casual Friday," and you will control the egg via the remote. Anonymity is the key here.
     
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    It never really took hold at the senior citizen center...
     
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    This. :jj:
     
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    Honestly, there was nothing remotely sexy about that book. It was like reading a comedy.
     
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    Hey, sweetheart, while you were busy providing your manicures and bikini waxes at work, I was busy repairing ships. You know, the kind that protect your fat ass.

    :fil:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    [video=youtube;5K1RcKJVbHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
    Control your 'gasms.
     
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    every time she referred to her twat as "my sex" I wanted to hurl