what living creature do you think is the safest creature to be, statistically?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    this is not a rhetorical question. i'd like your thoughts on the issue. it's impordant.
     
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    I'll think about it and get back to you.
     
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    Schmoopy's penis
     
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    out of fear and frustration he's sure to cut it off before leaping out a window someday.
     
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    You do make a good point
     
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    its not like he uses it for anything
     
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    no way.
     
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    Okay. No one is fucking with the goose that laid the golden egg, so that's my answer.
     
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    A roach or an ant.
     
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    Cockroach. They seem to be able to withstand some serious shit.

    A tortoise is pretty tough too. Long lifespan means they are doing something right.
     
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    Marathon amphetamine fueled masturbation sessions are a use!
     
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    :umm:

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    i mean in terms of threat from predators and ability to live a full natural life span, whatever it might be, with minimal danger or risk of harm/getting eaten/attacked/killed etc.
     
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    did you think about it? we have no natural weapons: no claws, no angular mouth of canine-type, or shark-type teeth. we have minimal muscular strength (monkeys are stronger than we are) ;we cannot run fast or for more than short sprints, we cannot climb and we have no fur pelts. we can't see distances, nor can we focus and track movement; we have all these weaknesses and yet we can walk pretty much go anywhere with a general security from indiscriminate and random attacks. the only "weapon" we have is our ability to form social groups and to communicate with each other, yet within our territories we are generally immune from daily threats.

    name another living creature that matches those.
     
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    that thing must be shredded by the end of on of his j.o. sessions.
     
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    you're answering a question i didn't ask.
     
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    when was the last time you were at risk of being eaten?

    and our natural lifespan is about 20 years.
     
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    crocodile