What makes a good looking penis?

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  1. Shithead

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    What makes a 'good looking' penis revealed by scientists - and it's not the size
    • 14:20, 6 August 2015
    • By Kirstie McCrum
    WARNING: ADULT CONTENT The age-old question of 'does size matter' is about the be answered thanks to the diligence of a scientific research team



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    Looking good? The Swiss study has given the final word on what women look for in a penis
    Anyone familiar with the male member will be aware of the ongoing discussion over what makes the best one.

    But now science has given us the answer to the question 'what makes a good-looking penis' - and you may be surprised.

    Length, girth, hair - all of these considerations and more came up when the Swiss research team asked 105 women what their preferences were in the penis stakes.

    Far from the constant worrying about size, it turns out that women rank that particular issue fairly low down their checklist.



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    Look of love: Scientists have determined what makes an attractive penis
    Top of the list for the ladies who were of varying ages and racial backgrounds was the general cosmetic appearance.

    This includes looking 'normal' - including no bumps, bends or growths.

    Next was pubic hair appearance, followed by a joint third place for quality of penis skin and girth.

    Fifth in the study was shape of the glans or the head of the penis.



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    Keeping up appearances: Women told scientists what they liked and didn't like in a penis
    Then the length of the member was a consideration, just in front of scrotum aesthetics, and, finally, the appearance of the urethral opening.

    The study was performed by showing the women pictures of 20 penises and asking them to rate how they feel about them.

    It was carried out to ascertain whether men with surgically-corrected hypospadias - irregular placing of the urethra - were more or less likely to have attractive penises.
     
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    MY corpous spongiosum is marvelous
     
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    Where are the pictures?
     
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    thank goodness...
     
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    I never gave it much thought. Quite frankly, I don't think penises can be beautiful. They are not designed to be beautiful. They're like gas pump nozzles. When they're limp they're all squashed and wrinkly and when they're at attention they're all veiny and gross. Breasts have been designed for beauty. Vaginas have been designed to resemble roses. They can be beautiful when taken care of.
     
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    Puss and tiny red bumps
     
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    Spongiosum is a funny word.
     
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    I think a penis looks best completely buried in a vagina.
     
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    Not sure about this whole good looking penis thing. :dontknow:

    If it does a good job, then I might gush (no pun intended) about how lovely it is. :c
     
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    Not to brag but it seems like I have the perfect 8 inch penis.:)
     
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    Dorb knows what a lot of penises look like.
     
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    Mention penis and Shortwave98 is right there!
     
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    gtfo, thats a roto rooter....
     
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