What no Carlos Danger threads?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I am shocked

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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    So the wife continues to stay with him. How many ways can he say he doesn't want to be with her. Danger has this chick under wraps
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Thedirty.com posted two of his dick pics today, uncensored.
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    all i have to say to her is... give his man a 3 way already

    dude is the biggest pussy hound that has ever been elected to office..

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  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i will take this pictures word for it...

    dude looks like he has a hog leg

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  8. chapped

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    [video=youtube;B6dFp2VLE_g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6dFp2VLE_g[/video]
     
  10. John Walker

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    I never understood the concept of sexting. I always thought it was a step below jacking off in a chatroom. His wife's not an unattractive woman, either. Such a shame but there you go.
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Agreed. That poor chick must be embarrassed.
     
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    Will Gary book him on the show?
     
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    There's a lesson to be learned in all of this, actually. Never take a picture of your dick unless someone's paying you. That way you always have a somewhat valid excuse. Of course now his wife has a free pass. Several actually. Deservedly so. I think I might actually stoop to sexting if she'd send me a few snapshots of her naughty bits.
     
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    That is the worst alias, EVER!

    Sincerely,

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    danger....danger....:nooo:
     
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    After he obsessively hits the tanning booth, he's in!
     
  17. MutteringJohn

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    There's a man whose name is Carlos Danger
    To everyone woman he texts he stays a stranger
    With every move he makes another chance he takes
    Odds are he won't be Mayor tomorrow

    Secret penis man, secret penis man
    They've given you a number and taken away your name

    Beware of pretty faces that you find
    A pretty face can hide an evil mind
    Ah, be careful what you say
    Or you'll give yourself away
    Odds are you won't be a Mayor tomorrow

    Secret agent man, secret agent man
    They've given you a number and taken away your name

    ------ lead guitar ------

    Secret agent man, secret agent man
    They've given you a number and taken away your name

    Swingin' dicks on the Riviera one day
    And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
    Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
    While kissing persuasive lips
    The odds are you won't be Mayor tomorrow

    Secret agent man, secret agent man
    They've given you a number and taken away your name

    Secret agent man​
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    His texting flame was packing on the pounds lately. She also took some really good shots that did not accurately depict her facial features. This may actually be a plus for him. He gets out before he's on the hook for a condo.

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  19. chapped

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    wow she was cute in the first set of pictures.. now not so much