What order do you get dressed in?

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In what order do you put on your clothes?

  1. all undergarments first, then pants/shirt

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  2. all top half clothes first then bottom half clothes

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  3. all bottom half clothes first then top half clothes

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  4. N/A - nudist

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  5. other

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  1. smichal

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    I was reading a novel where this woman is getting dressed to go for dinner and she's standing around in her bra & panties. I thought to myself.. wtf? I don't get dressed in that order (all undergarments first, then all outer garments). Does anybody? I have to know if I'm abnormal.
     
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    ...id have to watch to see if it was abnormal or not.
     
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    underwear, shirt or pants no set order and then socks and shoes
     
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    the undergarments-first people are in the lead! :bigcry:
     
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    Getting undressed can be just as complicated...



    fyi ~ When Gable was seen not wearing a t-shirt in this movie it practically killed that industry overnight.:cool:
     
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    Underwear first, then socks, then the rest.
    so that's "other," right?
     
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    I like to put my pants on both legs at the same time.
     
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    That's weird :jj:
     
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    how do get dressed without puttin on your underwear first?
     
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    Shoes first, then socks, no underwear, a cap, shirt,:yes: pants. WHEW!
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    Underwear
    Socks
    Shirt
    Pajama pants go back on until I'm ready to leave the house. I wear black pants to work and have a white cat.
    Pants
    Shoes
    Scarf
    Jacket
    Hat sometimes

    Here's another good question: does anyone put their scarf on outside their coat? I don't see how that keeps you warm. Sorry to hijack the thread! Don't think my scarf q is thread worthy on its own.
     
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    Well ...first I strap on my prosthetic penis...
     
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    You have a white cat?
    I think Beth has one of those.

    Cold days I wear 2 scarves. One inside my coat; second wrapped around the collar of my coat but trailing inside of my coat to protect me from the winds.
    We do a lot of hiking along trails on cold, windy days so it's kind of necessary.

    Plus I was born & raised down South. Love the cooler summers up here but the winters can be a shock to the unacclimated.
     
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    I wear a scarf and a jacket when it's around 90 degrees :sunny:
     
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    Mine's prettier. :mad:

    2 scarves is a good idea. :idea:
     
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    I wear tank tops in February. But I never forget my arm warmers.
     
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    Shoes first then socks followed by pants and then underwear. If I remember, I'll also put on a shirt somewhere in the middle of this ritual.
     
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