Her Fake blonde hair her Nose Job Her Spray on Tan Her Love for an old queen Her tits before meeting Howard Her fake tits while Howard's GF Her fake tits after the wedding Her fake Euro Modeling career Her 'charitable' work Her fake modesty (not wanting to be famous) Her fake nice girl persona Her ability to stay home and keep the same schedual as Howard Her family being the Kennedys of Pittsburgh. Her smile.... ?????
This is a toughie, but I think it's her saying she loves Howard sooooo much. She loves his money. If he were, say, making $200 k a year, providing nicely, etc, there's no way Horsey would be with him. Say what you want, when she whores herself out, she does it for millions. She learned her lesson with the Arabs after they paid her $500 for a BJ. Don't sell yourself short. You can do this! Find the most unhealthy looking old Jew and surely he'll be dead soon enough and leave a good portion of the estate. Unfortunately for her, Howard is past his expiration. . . . .
Her fake modesty. When someone compliments her, and she waves it off with her big hands, 'oh please, i'm not that pretty'