Her Fake blonde hair her Nose Job Her Spray on Tan Her Love for an old queen Her tits before meeting Howard Her fake tits while Howard's GF Her fake tits after the wedding Her fake Euro Modeling career Her 'charitable' work Her fake modesty (not wanting to be famous) Her fake nice girl persona Her ability to stay home and keep the same schedual as Howard Her family being the Kennedys of Pittsburgh. Her smile.... ?????