What part of Beth is most fake?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Her Fake blonde hair

    her Nose Job

    Her Spray on Tan

    Her Love for an old queen

    Her tits before meeting Howard

    Her fake tits while Howard's GF

    Her fake tits after the wedding

    Her fake Euro Modeling career

    Her 'charitable' work

    Her fake modesty (not wanting to be famous)

    Her fake nice girl persona

    Her ability to stay home and keep the same schedual as Howard

    Her family being the Kennedys of Pittsburgh.

    Her smile....


    ?????
     
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  2. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    This is a toughie, but I think it's her saying she loves Howard sooooo much.

    She loves his money. If he were, say, making $200 k a year, providing nicely, etc, there's no way Horsey would be with him.

    Say what you want, when she whores herself out, she does it for millions.

    She learned her lesson with the Arabs after they paid her $500 for a BJ. Don't sell yourself short. You can do this! Find the most unhealthy looking old Jew and surely he'll be dead soon enough and leave a good portion of the estate.

    Unfortunately for her, Howard is past his expiration. . . . .
     
  3. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    The way she pretends to have a soul.
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :iohi5:
     
  5. IHateHoward2

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    Her husband's show
     
  6. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    Her entire being . . .
     
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    stern's wig
     
  8. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Her niceness for sure.
     
  9. Thedomina

    Thedomina Unfriendly

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    It would be eaier to ask what is real. Everything about her is fake except her vapidness
     
  10. Dick Gozinya

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    I choose to believe that has to be some crust under one of her toenails that naturally developed.
     
  11. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Her "Pussy",and I'm not talking about her cats.
     
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    You forgot her fake chin and her false eyelashes.
     
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    The Kennedys of Pittsburgh. :lmao:
     
  14. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    The Beth part.
     
  15. Fa Ma Ta Toothy

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    Being a woman is the fake bit
     
  16. luvsimpsons

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    Everything
     
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    Her womb. HaHa
     
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    Her fake modesty. When someone compliments her, and she waves it off with her big hands, 'oh please, i'm not that pretty'
     
  19. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    Wouldn't the simpler question be, "What part of Beth is NOT fake?"