Entertainment What position was your mom in when you were conceived?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    And did she get to cum? We know your dad did. I hope she did to.
     
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  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Jackhammer.
     
  3. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    I don't know. I was pretending to be in the hospital with food poisoning so I could deny knowing about my birth on a messageboard
     
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    Reverse cowgirl.
     
  5. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    hey shiv
    you gonna let your whore wife take a break today from sucking truck stop dick?
     
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    There's probably several posters in The Bar that could recount your conception shiv. Might want to move this thread and add a poll.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I presume missionary since that's the one I caught them in when I was 13. I was conceived on my dad's yacht called The Honey Babe
     
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    Momma Shiv was obviously taking it in the shitter.
     
  9. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    Ew
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    You caught them? :jj:
     
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    Idk know, but I CAN tell you which Yours was in for you ;)













    Nobody better have said anything like that first :fil:
     
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  13. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Wheelbarrow
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Why insult his wife? She never did anything to you. You try to be a conflict poster so hard, but.... well mostly all I get when I read your posts are :facepalm: so you are aptly named.
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's his thing. He from thread to thread saying my wife is am ugly hooker :dontknow:
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    He's an asshole. And not funny.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Most people ignore him
     
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    I sure did
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    I always have until then, and will resume immediately :yay: