What PR will Howard buy for Beffie next? Popeye says Billboard..

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  1. Dlist

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    One Woman show on Broadway?

    A Line of Pet Couture Clothes and Accessories with her face notably plastered on everything?
     
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    K-Mart clothing line for dogs
     
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    Kmart!! How dare you. Beth has never seen the inside of a Kmart!
     
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    It's the only place worthy ofa beth O celeb line though! If i saw that shit in target they would lose me as a customer!
     
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    Excellent point!
     
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    Couture Baby Clothing Line? She is a mom after all.
     
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    Howard will buy her a second season of Mom Caves
     
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    Real Trophy Housewives of Manhattan?
     
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    oh god Beth would be perfect for that shitty show
     
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    He can't buy her class, that's for sure.
     
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    That is a frickin rep!!
     
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    A starring role in an Off-Broadway remake of the long-running Cologne Germany production of "Hookers With A Heart Of Gold and Pussy Of Arab Jism"
     
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    This seems rather ironic now.





     
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    And he can't buy her a fucking brain.
     
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    I would love to see a giant photo of Beth in Times Square. Howard has the money but I don't think he could justify spending the $1-2 million it would cost to keep it there for a month.
     
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    :coffee: Only because she couldn't make the step up from Ames cataloge modeling :facepalm:
     
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    broadway show would be too much work. she wants maximum fame with minimum effort.