What qualifies as a state crime in Teheran

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  1. newcastlefan

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    [video=youtube_share;RYnLRf-SNxY]http://youtu.be/RYnLRf-SNxY[/video]

    the people in the video were arrested for being "happy"
     
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    Japanese people think we smell like meat
     
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    we do smell like meat. beef is scarce and expensive there, and we smell like it.
     
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    :jew:
     
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    Please tell me more :munch:
     
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    Considering their fashion sense, I'm cool with them being locked up.
     
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    do you know any japanese? we smell like beef to them; the chinese smell like pork, and the japs smell like fish to us. you smell like what you eat. some people think vegans small like rotting vegetables.
     
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    What do people in Teheran think we smell like?
     
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    i give them props for trying to have a "normal" life in an outrageously oppressive pseudo-religious regime.

    and they have an iMac and an iPhone 5S: obviously there are some advanced, intelligent people in Tehran.
     
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    pigshit. haven't you heard that often enough during the past 20 years? they refer to us as "dirty american swine"
     
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    What do people in England think we smell like?
     
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    You mean: :spingay:
     
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    if not for the :spingay: people here, you would never get laid because in contrast the :spingay: people make you look masculine.
     
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    from the way they treat us, lazy, entitled, stupid animals.

    i'm not sure that they are incorrect.
     
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    What about the French?
     
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    The Jap eat rots of rice. They bound up. That why that talk rike "urrrrrrr.....urrrrrrrr......urrrrrrrrrr.....yakimoto"
     
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    how can you tell what they smell like? they don't bathe so BO overpowers any other smells.
     
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    Well how about the Germans?
     
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    The Jew eat rots of dairy. They all phlemed up. That why that talk rike...........chacha........chachacha......chanukah....oy