What qualifies you as a "Animal Activist"?

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    As AN animal activist.

    Is it that you just take PR photos with kittens or have ghost written books in your name or do you actually have to be an animal activist and look out and care for all animals? Is buying expensive CALFSKIN, LAMBSKIN, and COWHIDE dresses, purses and belts make you an animal activist or just a gold digger with a fake purpose you fool the gullible with?


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  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :haha: She's made suckers out of many.
     
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    this

     
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    She won't eat animals but she sure as hell will wear the fuck out of dead ones.
     
  5. Uncle Larry

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    I don't think you qualify to be an animal rights activist when you have three huge residences and the one you claim as your primary residence displaces many acres of wildlife habitat.
     
  7. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    steps to becoming an animal advocate:

    1) marry rich
    2) think cute animals are cute
    3) try to be famous off of a mix of money and connections made through rich spouse
    4) fail at all because you have no talent and your spouse can no longer justify throwing good money after bad at projects for you, when that fails (see 5)
    5) start working for an animal charity that throws big parties so you can still feel like a star
    6) foster kittens
    7) make sure everyone knows the work you do
    8) have people print articles that you are an animal advocate, studies show if people read things about times they will believe it
     
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  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Haha those boots of hers are probably a $1,500 calfskin pair.


    "Everyone pay for my kitten building and give me money as an animal activist. Just don't pay any attention to my outfits." :snicker:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes the truth.
     
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    ppm Well-Known Member

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    Dislike. Lies.
     
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    She dresses like a seagull.

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    I thing the minimum requirements are:

    1. Vegan or vegetarian (I won't go so looney as to include dairy, honey, eggs etc. if they're from good operations).
    2. Absolutely NO wearing of animal skins/fur. Sort of a no brainer.
    3. An EQUAL interest in the well being of ALL animals. Not just ki'ens.
    4. An active effort to end the mistreatment of animals. Factory farming etc.

    Beth is a ki'en fan. Nothing more.

    The word activist is thrown around entirely too lightly these days. Hell...looters are now 'activists' according to the news.
     
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    I'm memory of TLD. Vapid cunt.
     
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    You can fuck'em as long as you don't eat'em or wear'em. Sounds about right with respects to the Sterns.
     
  16. beetlejosh

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    Is that Bret Michaels or Jani Lane? :scratch: