News What race/gender are the worst drivers?

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  1. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    I know Asian broads have long held the title, but I can attest that on the Garden State Parkway, it is black women. They either lollygag in the left lane completely oblivious to the world around them, or they are maniacs weaving in and out of traffic in a souped up Nissan or some nonsense. Coming in a close second are male Orthodox Jews. Always a big van with a million people in it. Always all over the road and bullshitting on the phone. The only Mexicans I tend to see are broken down on the side of the road.
     
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    Blacks period. And old people.
     
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    Black women love the left lane doing 40mph in a 65 zone
     
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    Asian drivers are terrible. And we all know women in general can't drive or park well.
     
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    They also love to go the exact same speed as the car in the next lane ensuring that nobody can pass.
     
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    Blind quadriplegics.
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    I remember my father complaining that he's in the left lane doing the speed limit and everybody goes hauling ass around him on the right. I suggested maybe he should get over to the right lane. He shot back, "Why should I?"
    :facepalm:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    In this order:

    Asians
    Guys with baseball caps and golden necklaces
    Old people
    Blacks
    Women
     
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    Black and Asian drivers. One doesn't seem to care about their driving and the other is totally oblivious to everything
     
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    Keep right except to pass. If you get passed on the right by more than 2 people, you should go to the deepest darkest hole in some Mexican prison for at least a decade.
     
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    while a passenger in a nice sports car, the driver was telling me what a terrible driver his sister in law was. while we were laughing, in slow moving traffic, he hit the car in front of us.

    :jj:
     
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    In fairness I must note that I was stuck behind some white millennial type of shitstain yesterday for quite some time. He was driving an suv with his disgusting barefoot hanging out the drivers side window. It can't possibly be comfortable and quite possibly dangerous. I was hoping he got too close to another car and his foot was ripped clean off.
     
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    He screamed

    "Wong way , Wong way "
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Assholes in souped up 4 bangers and old people.
    I drive an old 73 vette and everyfuckingbody wants to race.
    Old people can't handle the new cars that are buggary spaceships.
    People on phones....ahhhhhh
    And i see kids getting high. And i have nothing against that. But while your driving and not vaping?.


    F mutt
     
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    He said Long way Long way
     
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    Hasidic fckn Jews are the worst for me then mature female drivers
     
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    @Shivvy
     
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