What really rustles your jimmies?

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  1. Araxen

    Araxen Well-Known Member

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    Idiots on a 2-lane highway that don't know how to use cruise control. They fluctuate their speed and you can't use cruise control yourself and you can't pass them because of course there is always in coming traffic. I'm more than happy to do 55(speed limit in Illinois) but these fucks vary their speed from 60-50. Fuck these idiots. I hope they die.
     
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    Cruise control is optional.
     
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    Assholes who tailgate ya when you are going 10 over the limit.
     
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    Minorities
     
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    That is beyond aggavating!!!
     
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    Yeah, fuck those idiots too.
     
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    I was going to say assholes who stay in the fastlane who are ONLY going 10 over the limit and won't move out of my way.. :pissedoff:
     
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    Everyone in front of me is an idiot who can't drive and won't get out of the way. Everyone behind me is an asshole who won't keep their distance.
     
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    Last night while driving to the supermarket , a woman, pushing a stroller plus 3 kids passed by me. They were all in black on a strip that wasn't lighted.... I just saw them at the last minute. If I had hit them, I would have been the enemy, no doubt.
    Have a little common sense, people!!
     
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    People that have to get out of the car at the ATM
     
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    Hipsters riding bicycles on the street in downtown traffic who don't obey traffic lights.
     
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    Really! I never use it. I like to feel like I'm actually driving.....
     
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    ROFL!!! Good one!
     
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    LOL. Youre fucked coming and going!
     
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    I don't use cruise on 2 lane roads. But I doubt you'd have to brake for me.
     
  17. Peau de Soie

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    Well yeah, that, and the fact that it is literally still an OPTIONAL feature on many cars. Of my two new cars, only one has cruise control (and I rarely use it).

    The people in front of the OP may not have cruise available in their cars.
     
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    2 words


    Teeth
    Blowjobs
     
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    When people go in the left door instead of the right.
     
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    I actually had to stop a chick one time. Harrible
     
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