What reason did Beth have for not attending the live AGT shows?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    She knows it cant help her career? She was there and saw the acts and knew it was horrible? Or she was giving Jared a mom tent in his pants?
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Hard to get around with Nacho balls deep in her poop chute................
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ^ seems plausible
     
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    Beth in Newark at night!!!!!!!!!! So many beer can thick cocks and they all want her.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    She needs to distance herself from Howard in order to prove she can succeed on her on merits. However, this doesn't mean she can't mention his name 8 times a minute...
     
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    She's using this quiet time to poop out the mother of all logs.
     
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    She and Katie lee are at hamptons manor conducting their evil plan. Ahaa haaa haa
     
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    Impossible......See my previous post.
     
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    Btw I did that in my Wendy the retard voice while typing that. Ahaaa hhaaa I'm coming to get you!
     
  11. AGT Blows

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    It's not in the beard contract.
     
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    Most of the big blaek bucks she uses to cuckold live in Newark and she didn't want to run into them.
     
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    Duh! It's summertime in the Hampton's, plus a Beard get's 4 weeks payed vacation too.
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Howard told her to stay home. He has to share the spotlight with Sharon, Howie, and all the acts..he doesn't want her to horn in on his time.

    I don't really believe that. AGT made it clear that they are not going to show her on camera every 5 seconds, so she decided to stay away.
     
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    she was doodling

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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    There's a cap on how much bad plastic surgery is allowed in a building, Howard and Sharon had already max it out.
     
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    :lol:
     
  19. BethsZygote

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    Because its the only time she knows exactly where he is (and is not).

    Great time for

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    Somebodys gotta watch the dying dog :dogpee: