What ringtone do you use for your spouse / significant other?

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  1. banksy

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    mrs b just called :hhh:

    [video=youtube;t6hTeby9uoM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6hTeby9uoM[/video]
     
  2. Stew Nod

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    I dont use ringtones...but this guy I know with a crazy wife, has a submarine dive signal for his...I LO-fucking-Led the first time I heard it

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't do specific ringtones

    Everyone gets the same one :no:
     
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  5. banksy

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    :nojj:
     
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    Work.
     
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    This. :)
     
  8. Lemmy

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    Soon to be ex was demoted to the standard ringtone I use.....the Caddyshsck Rodney car horn. She will be promptly deleted once the divorce is final, house is sold.
    My girlfriend has "The Final Countdown" in honor of GOB from Arrested Development. :toptip:
     
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    :rofl: that's great!
     
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    I used to have the polyphonic version which I preferred but lost it and can't locate again. :bigcry:
     
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    I used this for a couple weeks :hhh:

    [video=youtube;r4kiXh8YOzk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4kiXh8YOzk[/video]
     
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    Don't use a ring tone. Not sure what it is.
     
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    Mobile mode.
     
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    I set all my contacts to R2D2. It's nice and loud. Unknown numbers get silence.
     
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    Mine is set to Apple's Harp for everyone. I really can't stand jarring unexpected noises.
     
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    And just speaking of calls in general, yesterday I got a message from a Telemarketer telling me to call them back if I don't want anymore calls from them. I've never had that happen before. So they basically get you on the line either way. :rolleye:
     
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    I hate that you're forced to listen to the messages before you can delete them.
     
  20. Doctor Ivan

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    This.
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