What should gwartney do tonight: A stupid poll

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What should gwartney do tonight?

  1. Gamble followed by titty bar

    10 vote(s)
    30.3%
  2. Mexican dinner and Black Mass

    7 vote(s)
    21.2%
  3. Get drunk at my favorite bar

    4 vote(s)
    12.1%
  4. Get some rest

    4 vote(s)
    12.1%
  5. Other: Explain

    4 vote(s)
    12.1%
  6. What a narcissistic poll

    4 vote(s)
    12.1%
  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Gamble followed by a really nasty titty bar

    Mexican food followed by The black Mass

    Go to my favorite water hole and park on a barstool

    Get some rest, you earned it pal

    Other: Explain

    Keep in mind that I get bored pretty quickly gambling and I feel really uncomfortable in the titty bars close by. Like I'm the only one who doesn't live within 2 miles of the place.

    The mexican place may be busy and cause me to miss the movie
    The movie may be sold out
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    BTW, I'm by myself and in Virginia, 2000 miles from home.
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    poor guy :console:
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Go fuck your mother

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  5. gwartney

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    She's dead! :bigcry:
     
  6. gwartney

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    My new hotel is blocks from the Lost Rhino.
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    nice....ill be sitting at home tonight working on music for my set at H St Festival tomorrow...
     
  8. Xhorder

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    Go have sex with Jesus Christ
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Smoke a fatty and eat Chinese food.
     
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  10. gwartney

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    Excellence option. The fatty was probably going to happen at some point.
     
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  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    How'd i screw up? Half the fun is seeing who voted for what. I can't do it.
     
  12. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    sit in hotel room and jack off.
     
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    Get drunk, eat Chinese food at a titty bar whilst gambling.
     
  14. gwartney

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    So, same as Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday? (I stood on Thursday)
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    You should let the maid walk in on you jacking and see what happens
     
  16. gwartney

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    I wouldn't eat anything at a titty bar. I only drink bottled beer.
     
  17. WillyBest

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    So anal is out of the question?
     
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    I could come and visit you and the wife.
     
  19. gwartney

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    Unless I can get Baltimore Mike to visit.
     
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    You did all that shit already. Go see Black Mass. Weren't you just at the titty bar last week? How much blue balls can you take before you cheat on your poor wife.