What should I ask for for Xmas?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My dad asked me yesterday and I said "an iPod" but really, when I think about it, I'd only use it when I worked out, which is sadly not often enough. I'm thinking about changing it to "a Wii" :dontknow:






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    damn that looks good! now i'm starving :wop:

    how about an iPad? too expensive? they are a lot of fun.

    a Wii is good, you can get wii fit and maybe work out more, and stream netflix with it.
     
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    Yeah a Wii would rule balls

    I can't think of a reason I'd really need an iPad :dontknow:
     
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    Rogaine.
     
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    you don't need it, but once you have one, you just think it's awesome.:)

    For the record, mine was a gift. I wouldn't spend the $ on it.
     
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    Maybe instead of an actual gift, I'll just ask everyone to pray for Jesus to protect the children of the world from you and your gnarled rapecock
     
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    You're the one threatening rape burger boy.
     
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    Get in the van little boy. I have delicious candy.
     
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    Let's not fight, let's cuddle.
     
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    A Red Ryder Daisy BB Gun!

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    A rape kit.
     
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    What's that? Duct tape and chloroform?
     
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    The deluxe kit comes with a knife and a ball gag.
     
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    u get a lot of ecpensive gifts -- WTF? :jj:
     
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    and a shovel and bag of lime
     
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    That's the combo "Rape/ Murder" kit.:c
     
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    not to be confused with the murder suicide kit
     
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