What Should I Buy at the Liquor Store?

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  1. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Going to swing by later, and not sure what to get. Probably end up with a bottle of rotgut, but I am open to suggestions.
     
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    Crown Royal, Titos Vodka, Patron Silver, Myers Jamaican Rum




    you're welcome
     
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    Buy some eggnog. It's Chistmas time.
     
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    Karkov Raspberry
     
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    Booze and tug material!
     
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    Admiral Nelson
     
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    You looking for something to enjoy, something cheap, or just something to make you forget?
     
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    Buy a jar of cinnamon moonshine. Good in eggnog and apple cider. It fits the season and can mask any degenerates desire to get ossified with good tidings and so on.
     
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    A bottle of Cabo Waco Tequila and a hooker from down the street. :happy:
     
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    Hmm, a little of all three? I'll probably rank my three decision making factors as:

    1. ABV
    2. Price
    3. Taste
     
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    This is Christmas and Christmas calls for at least a liter of Kahlua.
     
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    Litera cola? Do we have litera cola?
     
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    Templeton Rye
    Reyka Vodka
    New Holland Beer Barrel Bourbon
    Junipero Gin
    Ilegal Mezcal
    Lagavulin single malt
    Can't really go wrong with any of those
     
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    Bourbon. I got bourbon and bud light
     
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    Jack Daniels fire, no anti freeze in it like that fire ball. Chicks dig it and get naked after a bunch of shots.
     
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