What should I get my Mom for her birthday?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's tomorrow

    She's old
     
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    aarp membership?
     
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    a new son
     
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    If she's anything like you, a restaurant gift card would be appreciated.
     
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    Grandchild
     
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    Mandingo dildo or one of Dio's best sellers
     
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    Spend some quality time with her.:dontknow:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jesus Christ
     
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    A red scarf
     
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    :grad:royale with cheese
     
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    holy jesus :jj:
     
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    bbc
     
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    or a rugby ball
     
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    if this is out of the question get her a six pack of Chardonnay. "old" ladies love wine.


    how old? 58?
     
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