What should I get my wife for Christmas?

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  1. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    I haven't bought anything and Christmas is a week from tomorrow. We have Amazon Prime so I can get it here in two days.

    Please help.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Christmas is a week from today
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Stupid
     
  4. Popeye Saavedra

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    You can get her a night of double anal with me.
     
  5. Real

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    :ohnoes:
     
  6. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Lingerie. Lots of it.
     
  7. nazdrowie

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    my balls
     
  8. Real

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    :nono: Our cocks might touch. That's gay.
     
  9. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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  10. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Jewelry. Lots of jewelry.
     
  11. Doctor Ivan

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    A massage table... she'll love it when you say you'll give her all of the back rubs she wants and if you keep it in the bedroom, it will be the gift that keeps on giving.

    They aren't expensive either, but the "thought" that went into your gift will go over well.

    See them on Amazon HERE.
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    Might? I'm gonna blow my load all over your balls.
     
  13. Real

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    she never wears the stuff.
     
  14. NipplesAndToes23

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    I wouldn't get that bitch shit if I were you. :coffee:
     
  15. Real

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    Wow that's really a great idea. and you can get a really good one for $60.00

    Thanks Doc.
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Guns are always popular gifts too. Nothing hotter than a chick with a gun...
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I've always had luck with a certificate for two full spa treatment days whatever.
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    The only problem I see with this gift is then you have to spend your quality time rubbing her back. That beer's not gonna drink itself you know,,,
     
  19. Doctor Ivan

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    Got one for Mrs. Ivan years ago... always leads to good things if you keep it set up in the bedroom and ready. ;)

    Merry Christmas.
     
  20. Estocada

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    A massage table and a mop sprayed painted gold. And some bleach. And some exercise videos. Maybe some nice pron and a gignormous black dildo. And some clothes that are the wrong size.