WTF What should I give my son for his birthday?

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  1. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    He's going to be one years old and I thought it would nice to give him something meaningful, just from dada. Not a toy per se, unless there is something significant.
     
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    Puppy
     
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    Start a college fund.
     
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    Give him the glass encased bullet that he's expected to kill a bear with on his 16th birthday.
     
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    1? A milk carton or used cereal box. He could really care less.
     
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    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    Nah, he's got a couple kittens for now. That's a good one though.
     
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    low self-esteem
     
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    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    That's going already.
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    one years old...get it a smarter parent
     
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    Whatever you get him will be a waste, because he is to young to even remember it. Save your money until he's older and you're divorced so you can buy his love away from his mother.
     
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    Oddly compelling.
     
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    Something maybe he looks back one when he has his own son and understands.
     
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    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    If I had a little more time today, I would shred you. I'm a little busy at work though. Maybe next time, mouth breather.
     
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    Give him away.
     
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    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    Probably going to be working towards the opposite of that.
     
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    ...congrats on the bundle of joy. you can get him anything he wont know the difference. if you want to get him a keepsake kind of thing that can be just about anything too, stieff teddy bears are a traditional keepsake. my sons gf has a little boy who will be 3 on may 7th. i got him a paw patrol cuddly that lights up. his mom thinks it might help him at nap time which might explain why after hanging out with him guy to guy for about 15 minutes i felt like i was chasing an escaped chimpanzee.
     
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    Oh, it'll be broken way before then.
     
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    Play peek-a-boo with him. That's really the only thing he'll appreciate at 1.
     
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