What should one wear to Walmart......

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    If you want to attract attention, or raise some eyebrows of your fellow consumers, what would be a good thing to wear while shopping? :dontknow:

    The other day I went there wearing a pair of fairy wings, a tutu with a little butt crack showing, and army boots, no hot Walmart bitches even checked me out. :facepalm:
     
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    just damn
     
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    is she smuggling two whole salamis under her shirt?
     
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    Why do you think people decided Wal Mart was the place to do this? I never see people in anything like this at the regular stores. Maybe the worst they wear is pj pants and slippers.
     
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    [video=youtube;7wRHBLwpASw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw[/video]
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    All part of God's rich tapestry.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :c

    [video=youtube;3_QG6tr9mjo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_QG6tr9mjo&list=PLEC24370CEBC56580[/video]
     
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    I saw a bum chug a quart of 10W40 in a Walmart in Louisville Ky once. True story.
     
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    the last time i was on people of walmart, my puter screwed the pooch. prolly a coincidence but i can't ever let myself go back there. :hole: